SO funny! :)

This weekend, I received some of my Granny's things from my grandfather in the mail. One of those things was her treasured Pioneer Song Book that she and I sang from together. Inside that song book, she had copies of articles, jokes, and miscellaneous typed information. Well, I decided to share one of those jokes with you. I remember her letting me read this joke when someone first gave it to her. Since I was 15 or 16 at the time, I don't think she wanted me to read it really. But she didn't take it from me whenever it got passed my way after others read it. I thought it was funny, but I sure didn't appreciate it the way I do now. When relatives older than me were reading it, she laughed and would say, "Isn't that funny?!" But when it got placed in my hands, she wiped that smile off her face and said something like, "Letisha, you can read it. But I guess it is a little ugly". So, today, I share with you this funny but "a little ugly" joke. When I read it, I think so much of my Granny and my Aunt Polly. Both of them were good sports about aging. :)

BULLETIN

SENIORS ARE THE NATIONS LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

Hearing AIDS

Band AIDS

Walking AIDS

Medical AIDS

Government AIDS

Most of all, Monetary AID to their kids!

The golden years have come at last - I cannot see, I cannot pee; I cannot chew, I cannot screw: My memory shrinks - my hearing stinks - no sense of smell - I look like hell!

My body is drooping - got trouble pooping.

The golden years have come at last.

THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!