Cats can be SO rude!

I was taking a bath a little while ago with the bathroom door partially open. Through the opening, I see Daisy (aka Miss Faithful) lying on the carpet in the hallway waiting for me. Then, I see Yoshi, our cat, walk up to Daisy. As I've mentioned before, Yoshi's #1 prey preferences are me and Hobbes...then Mya and then Ray and then Daisy. He must realize that Daisy is very big and very dark in color, which translates in his brain to "Don't mess with her! Too risky!"

Well, as I said, I see him walking up to Daisy. I can tell that he is tempted to slap her or do an "attack bite" on her, as he does everyone else...but he decides it isn't a good idea. I know that Daisy giving him that "Do it and die" look helped him reach that conclusion! So, what does he do? He turns tries to convince Daisy that his walks past her are not of arrogance and intimidation but of love and affection. Daisy is very intelligent. Therefore, she is still skeptical of him and wonders what his intentions are. All of the sudden, I notice that he is not just pretending to show love by rubbing his body on her face but that the little jerk is putting his nose on her body, rubbing against her as he walks by - going down his neck, down his side, and guess where he stops! YES! He was pretending to be loving only to stop with his butt in her face! I mean, he was holding it there! Maybe I am wrong, but I think he might have even been lifting his rear to her face! I think Daisy caught on at the same time I did...and we thought the same thing! WHAT A JERK! Daisy immediately got up to walk away, and I yelled at Yoshi. When I did, he quickly turned his head to look at me and stared right through me. I swear! That guy can be a little devil, but I really do love him! :)