Hellascious morning....

This actually happened about 1-2 weeks ago....

I was picking up in the bedroom and placed Tish's jewelry box on a certain shelf in the closet. Tish was running late for work so she fumbled with the jewelry box and dropped it. She said the main reason she did was because of the dark location of it. So it was my job to pick up hundreds of rings, ear-ring backer, necklaces, etc... it took forever.
Next thing you know, I hear some gagging noise follow with Tish's screaming from the hall. Daisy's stomach was gettin upset and threw up onto the floor. Tish was busy keeping Daisy away from the mess so I had to clean it. Strike two.
When Tish was trying to get Daisy to the living area, Daisy tripped over the iron that was still plugged in. It fell to the floor and dragged down a table lamp! The bulb shattered EVERYWHERE, guess who had to clean it up while Tish was holding back Daisy from the glass? Bingo! Strike three! What a morning it was.