I left work early today to meet a plumber at our house. (the shower fixture isn’t working correctly in our front bathroom).
When I walk in the door, what is the first thing I see? Okay, do you know those pulley type fireworks that just make a POP and shoot out some confetti type stuff, along with some smoke? They come in packages of 6, I think. Anyway, we had some of those left from New Year’s. Yoshi got into the cabinet and pulled those down. He chewed into the package. I don’t know if he chewed any of the fireworks….that is yet to be seen. Perhaps there will be a fireworks show with our supper tonight when the gun powder stuff mixes with Yoshi’s stomach acids!!!! ;)
He must have decided that the fireworks weren’t exciting enough. So, he pulled down a brand spanking bag of cat treats (which had not yet been opened). He decided to take them down, chew through the bag, and eat treats until he threw up! Oh yeah, baby! I had to pickup fireworks, a new bag of cat treats with some spit sopped ones falling out, and yes, cat puke!!!! “Welcome home, Mom! I guess you can see that I had a party…I know, I know…I got kinda crazy here! What are you doing, you stupid *****?! You’re calling dad?! You are SO uncool! I HATE YOU!”
When I heard the plumbing truck pull up, I opened the porch door to our carport for them to come in. The dogs (our 3 and Mom’s 2) were going nutso! Everyone of them, especially Daisy and Mollie have some ferocious barks! One of the guys looked quite worried. I assumed he doesn’t like dogs. If that is the case, that is weird, but I can respect that! I said, “Don’t worry, they are all put up.” He said, “Okay”. They followed me inside. I walked them to our bathroom where the repairs needed to be done. When I opened the door and pulled back the shower curtain, there was Yoshi way up on the windowsill. I reached up, grabbed him, turned around, and said, “I’m sorry. I forgot about the cat”. Those guys looked at my like I was crazy!!!!! I'm sure they will consider reporting me as a woman who hoards animals in her house! With all the barking and whining going on, one would've swore that there were more than 6 animals here. It sounded more like 16!!!! :) But now that I think about it, it is a little strange that I’d altogether forget about the cat….well, whatever! Obviously, Yoshi was really enjoying his view of the outside up on that windowsill because this is what he did to me:

Have ya'll ever seen an airborne cat?!
Unappreciated,
~"Tish"
5 feedback:
Oh my gosh! Ouch! Bad Yoshi! I hope you immediately cleaned that wound! You know what I am going to say! alcohol on it several times! Of course you will tell Dad! I'm sure Yoshi will be punished too!
Back in the day, you and Daddy both would've suggested good ole merthiolate!! :| And no, I didn't do alcohol or anything - I just papertoweled the blood off...but I will do that now. For gosh sakes, I don't want to get Cat Scratch Fever!!!!!!! ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_scratch_fever
No merthiolate - but IMMEDIATELY clean with alcohol - please & treat several times tonight!
I can see from these comments that a mom TRULY is always a mom! :)
A Mom that understands! That is so true!
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